This is a quick guide to Men to make Women happy.

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

It’s her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy(-2)

If it is girl Named Rita (-4)

If Rita is a dancer (-6)

If Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY
You forget her birthday (-50,000)

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it’s a sports bar (-2)

And its all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It’s a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)

You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too.” (-8,000)

ENJOY THE ‘BIG’ QUESTION
She asks, “Do I look fat?” (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, “Where?” (-35)

Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10,000)

Now what chance do you have???

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4 Responses to “A guide to Men to make Women happy”

1. R. Janani Says:
   September 23rd, 2008 at 12:05 pm

   Very useful for men

2. papa Says:
   September 24th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

   But I wonder is why we men are failing even after reading this

3. Vijay Says:
   September 24th, 2008 at 5:38 pm

   Read all the points once again.

   Howmuch ever you score in positive numbers, a small mistake will make you fall and you will end up with -5000000 or more.

4. Anu Says:
   September 24th, 2008 at 9:44 pm

   The highlight is even though you know the trick you can’t fake

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