Vijay For Victory

What if the computers were never invented? We would still mean…

LOG ON Making a wood stove hot	LOG OFFToo much wood on fire
MONITOR Keeping an eye on the wood stove	DOWNLOAD Getting the firewood off the truck
MEGA HERTZ When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood	FLOPPY DISC Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood
RAM That thar thang what splits the farwood	HARD DRIVE Getting home in the winter time
WINDOWS What to shut when its cold outside	SCREEN What to shut when its black fly season
BYTE What flys do	CHIP It is a bat of snack
MICRO CHIP What’s in the bottom of the chips bag	MODEM What you do you the lawns.
DOT MATRIX Ole Dan Matrix’s wife	LAP TOP Where the cat sleeps
KEYBOARD Where you hang the truck keys	SOFTWARE Plastic forks and knifes
MOUSE What eats the grain in the shed.	MOUSE PAD That’s hippie talk fer where the mouse lives
MAINFRAME What holds the shed up	PORT Fancy flatlander wine
ENTER Notherner talk fer “C’Mon in y’all”	CLICK What you hear when you click your gun
DOUBLE CLICK When you click the double barrel	REBOOT What you have to do right before bedtime when you have to go to the rest room

These are really interesting explantions for computer related terms.

Source : www.haukenfrers.net

Note: Few explanations could not be translated from Uzbek language.

New Year 2010 (TwentyTen) started with lot more fun, happy, opportunities and challenges. All of you ,would have taken more New Year Resolutions to follow.

Are you the one, struggling to get the resolution? Then this is the apt WebApp for you.

New Year’s Resolution Generator is a single page WebApp that gives you random resolutions on a mouse click. This is a cool single page webapp developed by Monina Velerde, a graphic designer residing in Chicago, IL.

Visit the one page webapp, New Year’s Resolution Generator, and pick a resolution to follow.

It all happened when an apple fell on Issac Newton from the tree. The theory of Gravity evolved then.

04 Jan is Newton‘s birthday. As usual, Google is celebrating the day with a doodle.

Today’s doodle is not just a doodle but an animated doodle. This is the first animated Google doodle ever.

As usual Google released a doodle to celebrate the New Year. In addition to that Google also gives wishes when we click on “I am Feeling Lucky” button without any search string.

Find the below screen-cast to know what happens when you click “I am Feeling Lucky” button without any search string.

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Dear Readers,

I wish you all a very happy New Year 2010!

Just few hours left for the new year 2010. You would have started sharing the new year wishes with your friends and family.

How do you pronounce the new year 2010? The question sounds silly. But it is going to make a big difference in our day to day life.

www.twentynot2000.com is a new website launched to set the trend in pronouncing the year. According to this new concept, we should say Happy Twenty Ten

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The following is the message given in www.twentynot2000.com,

Say the year “1810″ out loud. Now say the year “1999″ out loud. See a pattern? It’s been easier, faster, and shorter to say years this way for every decade (except for the one that just ended) instead of saying the number the long way. However, many people are carrying the way they said years from last decade over to this decade as a bad habit. If we don’t fix this now, we’ll be stuck saying years the long way for the next 89 years. Don’t let that happen!

Isn’t sound interesting now?

I wish you all a Very Happy Twenty Ten.

Are you using Twitter and having many followers? Do you know who was the first person to follow you on Twitter?

FirstFollower.com is a cool web app that gives the answer. Just type your twitter id to know your first follower. This cool app will help you to remember your first follower. Also if you haven’t followed your first follower, then make use of this opportunity to follow them. After all (s)he is your first follower.

screentoaster is my first follower. You can follow me on Twitter : twitter.com/vijayforvictory