Vijay For Victory

Recently my friend Vijayanand sent the following link.

Use headphones to listen to this audio work.

This is really amazing. I felt as if I was in the barber shop for a while. Especially when the person whispered near to the ear I was about to remove the headphones. It is really scary at that moment. And it is too natural when they covered the head with a plastic bag.

This audio work proves that we can realize the surround sound effect without Dolby 5.1 speakers.

Remember the days when we had only one channel “Doordarshan”.
I am sure that, these videos will take you to those golden days.

The Jungle Book

Gold Spot

Mile Sur Mera Hamara

Baloon Video – Do Not Spread Rumours

En Anek

Hamara Bajaj

Spiderman Cartoon

Natraj Pencil

HE-MAN

Glo Friends

So Cute…

Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!”

The boy thought for a while and said, “My choice is one really difficult question.”

“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. What comes first, Day or Night?”

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, “It’s the DAY sir!”

“How?” the interviewer asked,

“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”

Do I still need to say that he was selected for IIM!

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet height, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, “Big John doesn’t pay!” and sat down at the back. Naturally, he didn’t argue with Big John, but he wasn’t happy about it.

The next day the same thing happened-Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. The next day also he said the same and this had become a routine. The bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John, was taking advantage of him.

Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong.

So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, “Big John doesn’t pay!,”

The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, “And why not?”

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, “Big John has a bus pass.”

Moral of the story: “Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one.”

Banta Singh walks into a bar in Ludhiana and orders three glasses of Beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.The bartender asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.”

Banta Singh replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada, and I’m here in Ludhiana. When they left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.”

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. Banta Singh becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three Beers and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,” I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.”
Banta Singh looks confused for a moment, then alight dawns in his eye and he laughs. “Oh, no,” he, says, “Everyone’s fine – both my brothers are alive”.

“Only thing is — I’ve just quit drinking”!!!

Recently I happened to come across an interesting site which gives you a Google Search Engine but with your own name

So nice, isn’t???

Go to www.googlealive.com, make your own Google Search Engine and bookmark as your homepage.

Enjoy!