Vijay For Victory

An extraordinary performance for Volkswagon car Ad.

Once a lady was driving her car in great speed on the motorway. All of a sudden she gets pulled over for speeding.
The lady and the cops.

Lady: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Lady: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Lady: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Lady: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see… Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?
Lady: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Lady: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Lady: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Lady: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the lady and slowly backs away to his car and calls other cops for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The lady steps out of her vehicle.
Lady: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Lady: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The lady opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Lady: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The lady digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Lady: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

`Two guys were walking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger that looked both hungry and fast.

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike.

His friend looked at him “Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?”

I don’t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. “I just have to run faster than you”.

Welcome to the Corporate World!

Save the above image and open this. This will open as an image by default. But if you open with winrar you will get a hidden file.

How to do this?

1. Select any image. (Find.jpg)
2. Place all your files in a folder. (Here I am creating a folder VijayForVictory)
3. Add this to archive (zip/rar). (VijayForVictory.zip)
4. Place your image and the zip file under a folder.
5. Open Windows console (Start > Run > cmd)
6. Go to the folder where we placed the image and the zip file.
7. Type the following

copy /b Find.jpg + VijayForVictory.zip VijayForVictory_Hidden.jpg

A little boy goes into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.

Boy: ” Maam , can you give me the job of cutting your lawn??
Woman: “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”

Boy: Maam, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now.”

Woman: “Thank you, but I am very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.”

However, the little boy was persistent.

Boy: ” Maam , I’ll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North-Palm beach, Florida .”
Woman: Thanks again, but I am sorry. I just do not find need for a change.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.

The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said,

“Son… I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.”

The little boy replied, “No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!”

Your ATTITUDE decides your ALTITUDE

This video compilation is really awesome.

Warriors of Heaven and Earth. This is a Chinese movie for which the music is composed by our A.R.Rahman. Following the film’s release, the score and soundtrack were released in one album separately, under the title “Between Heaven and Earth”. I have been searching for this music album for a long time. Recently I downloaded the tracks from www.cooltoad.com.

There are 15 tracks available in this album. Theme song is available in three languages, out of which one is in Hindi. All the tracks are too good. As usual Rahman had done a lot of experiments in his own way. This is one of my favourite music albums by A.R.Rahman.

The track given below is one of the best in this album.