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Heights

May 22nd, 2008 No comments
Highest Bridge

HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other.

HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:
Two persons fighting through emails.

HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:
Receiving no emails for a week.

HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:
The email server being down.

HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love mail and doing a ‘Send All.’

HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:
A person sending email to a girl wanting to become
friends and getting a reply.

HEIGHT OF TIME PASS:
A person sending email to himself

HEIGHT OF EXPECTATION:
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to
win a match

HEIGHT OF REPETITION:
Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same
email forwarded back to you by some one in the
receiving chain.

HEIGHT OF BROWSING:
You are swimming in the water pond and shout “F1 F1 F1″ instead of shouting “HELP” when you are unable to swim.

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Business is Business

May 22nd, 2008 No comments

GBPOne day at a school in London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, “I’ll give £20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived”?

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick”. The teacher said, “Sorry Alan, that’s not correct”.

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Andrew”. The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either”.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, “It was Jesus Christ”. The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I’ll give you the £20″.

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, “You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ”. Jayant replied, “Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business”!

Disposable Email to avoid SPAM Mails

May 21st, 2008 No comments

Spam MailMost of the website collects the email id when you either want to see the contents of the site or download software or something from their sites though they promise you that they keep your email id confidential. You can’t trust all these sites and you will really reluctant to give your email id to some websites.

The solution is to use a disposable email service. There are so many service providers gives this facility. I found this one, PookMail.com , as the simple and best solution.

PookMail.com is a disposable email account system. Use this service to avoid giving your personal email address to suspicious websites. Your temporary mail account will be deleted after 24 hours.

It supports RSS 2.0 and available in 28 international languages. It’s very easy, anonymous and fun! Just think up a name and GO!

Talented & Gifted Baby

May 14th, 2008 No comments

Recently I have seen this video in one of my friends’ orkut profile. I found that it is really cute. Look at the way the baby is singing the song; as if she is holding the mike in her hand. I would say that she is gifted.

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Unconditional Love

May 12th, 2008 No comments

Unconditional LoveI once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with a little water and held it before me, and said this:

You see this water carefully contained on my hand? It symbolizes Love. As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow it to remain there, it will always be there. However, if you attempt to close your fingers around it and try to posses it, it will spill through the first cracks it finds. This is the greatest mistake that people do when they meet love… They try to posses it, they demand, they expect… and just like the water spilling out of your hand, Love will retrieve from you.

For love is meant to be free, you can not change its nature.

If you have people you love, allow them to be free beings. Give and don’t expect. Advise, but don’t order. Ask, but never demand. It might sound simple, but it is a lesson that may take a lifetime to truly practice. It is the secret to true Love. To truly practice it, you must sincerely feel no expectations from those who you love, and yet an unconditional caring.

Evolution of Logos

May 10th, 2008 No comments

Adobe

Apple

Canon

Firefox

Google

IBM

Intel

Kodak

LG

Microsoft

Motorola

Nokia

Nortel

Palm

Xerox

Youtube

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Hello World

May 8th, 2008 No comments

Hello World

“Hello World” is the first program one usually writes when learning a new programming language.

The first Hello World program appeared in chapter 1.1 of the first edition of Kernighan & Ritchie’s original book about C, “The C Programming Language”, in 1978 and read like this:

main() {

    printf("hello, world");

}

Since then, Hello World has been implemented in just about every programming language on the planet.

Here are some links which has the Hello World programs in various programming languages as well as human languages.

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/List_of_hello_world_programs
http://www.roesler-ac.de/wolfram/hello.htm