Vijay For VictoryWhat have we changed by inventing computers?
What if the computers were never invented? We would still mean…
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LOG ON
Making a wood stove hot |
LOG OFF Too much wood on fire |
MONITOR Keeping an eye on the wood stove |
DOWNLOAD
Getting the firewood off the truck |
MEGA HERTZ
When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood |
FLOPPY DISC
Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood |
RAM
That thar thang what splits the farwood |
HARD DRIVE
Getting home in the winter time |
WINDOWS
What to shut when its cold outside |
SCREEN
What to shut when its black fly season |
BYTE
What flys do |
CHIP
It is a bat of snack |
MICRO CHIP What’s in the bottom of the chips bag |
MODEM
What you do you the lawns. |
DOT MATRIX
Ole Dan Matrix’s wife |
LAP TOP
Where the cat sleeps |
KEYBOARD
Where you hang the truck keys |
SOFTWARE
Plastic forks and knifes |
MOUSE
What eats the grain in the shed. |
MOUSE PAD
That’s hippie talk fer where the mouse lives |
MAINFRAME
What holds the shed up |
PORT
Fancy flatlander wine |
ENTER
Notherner talk fer “C’Mon in y’all” |
CLICK
What you hear when you click your gun |
DOUBLE CLICK
When you click the double barrel |
REBOOT
What you have to do right before bedtime |
These are really interesting explantions for computer related terms.
Source : www.haukenfrers.net
Note: Few explanations could not be translated from Uzbek language.
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Hey Vijay Great Thoughts!!
Really interesting as computer shortened man’s hardwork(khoon pasina). Apart from Software Engineers. (:P)
LOL. Nice one.
I wonder what we would call “CPU”
Cool Yaar. Gr8
LoL
but we are not the ones who changed these terms we are using it
Double click is sweet. Of course, not if directed towards me!