Apple’s iPad is one of the most expected product in 2010 and most criticised product of the year.
Below picture is one of the best criticism on Apple products.
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and loose), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.”
He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he has about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a cup of coffee before it starts.”
The wife sighs and gets him a cup of coffee.
Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me some snacks before it starts.”
She looks cross, but takes some snacks from refrigerator and slams it down next to him.
He finishes the snacks and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me something to eat, it’s going to start any minute.”
The wife is furious. She yells at him,
“Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Eat and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore . . .”
The man sighs and says, “It’s started.”
Hope you all have a good start with the new year 2010 (Twenty Ten).
Let us have fun with arithmetic, to derive 2010.
2010 = 1+2-(3-4-5)*6*7*8-9 2010 = 1-(2+(3-4-5)*6*7)*8+9 2010 = 1+2+(3+4*(5+6*7+8))*9 2010 = 1+2*(3*4*(5+6)-7)*8+9 2010 = 1*2*3*(4*(5*6+7*8)-9) 2010 = 1+2+(3+4*(5-6+7*8))*9 2010 = (1-2-3+4*(5/6+7*8))*9 2010 = (1+2+3*4)*(5-6+(7+8)*9) 2010 = 1+2+((3*(4+5)+6)*7-8)*9 2010 = (1+2+3)*(4*(5*6+7*8)-9) 2010 = 1+2+3*(4*(5+6)*(7+8)+9) 2010 = (1*2/3)*((4+5)*6*7*8-9) 2010 = (1-2-3)*((4+5)/6-7*8*9) 2010 = (1*2+(3-4*(5/6-7))*8)*9 2010 = 1*(2+(3-4*(5/6-7))*8)*9 2010 = (1+2*(3+4))*(5-6+(7+8)*9)
You can find lot more such interesting derivations at www.thesamet.com/2010.txt
What if the computers were never invented? We would still mean…
|
LOG ON
Making a wood stove hot |
LOG OFF
|
| MONITOR
Keeping an eye on the wood stove |
DOWNLOAD
Getting the firewood off the truck |
| MEGA HERTZ
When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood |
FLOPPY DISC
Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood |
| RAM
That thar thang what splits the farwood |
HARD DRIVE
Getting home in the winter time |
| WINDOWS
What to shut when its cold outside |
SCREEN
What to shut when its black fly season |
| BYTE
What flys do |
CHIP
It is a bat of snack |
| MICRO CHIP
What’s in the bottom of the chips bag |
MODEM
What you do you the lawns. |
| DOT MATRIX
Ole Dan Matrix’s wife |
LAP TOP
Where the cat sleeps |
| KEYBOARD
Where you hang the truck keys |
SOFTWARE
Plastic forks and knifes |
| MOUSE
What eats the grain in the shed. |
MOUSE PAD
That’s hippie talk fer where the mouse lives |
| MAINFRAME
What holds the shed up |
PORT
Fancy flatlander wine |
| ENTER
Notherner talk fer “C’Mon in y’all” |
CLICK
What you hear when you click your gun |
| DOUBLE CLICK
When you click the double barrel |
REBOOT
What you have to do right before bedtime |
These are really interesting explantions for computer related terms.
Source : www.haukenfrers.net
Note: Few explanations could not be translated from Uzbek language.
One night four college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan.
They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the dean said, they could have the re-test after 3 days.
They thanked him and said that, they would be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the dean. The Dean said that, as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.
Vijay For Victory
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