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Awesome video about Mad Maths

August 29th, 2010 Vijay No comments

Mad Maths is always fun. False proof of obvious things will make this more interested.

Here is an amazing Maths comedy video to prove 7 times 13 is 28.

Evolution of the TV News

March 23rd, 2010 Vijay 1 comment

I have got the funny image by mail. It reflects the exact evolution of the TV News. The same theory is applicable for websites as well.

Evolution_Of_TV_News

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When should not you tweet?

March 18th, 2010 Vijay 4 comments

Twitter changed everyone’s day-to-day life. Tweeting EVERYTHING has become the part of our life. So many of us started tweeting EVERYTHING.

What is this EVERYTHING? Below picture depicts EVERYTHING.

This image is applicable only for Twitterholics.

Do Not Use Twitter

Do Not Use Twitter

How to find the person is Twitterholic ornot?

Here is a small tip to find out whether someone is Twitterholic or not.

If someone tweets after tweeting “Good Night” or saying many Good Nights, then he/she is definitely a Twitterholic.

Do you have any other tips?

One of the best criticisms on Apple products

March 17th, 2010 Vijay No comments

Apple’s iPad is one of the most expected product in 2010 and most criticised product of the year.

Below picture is one of the best criticism on Apple products.

Best Criticism On Apple products

The silent treatment by a husband and wife

February 22nd, 2010 Vijay 4 comments

Silent SHhhA man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and loose), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.”

He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he has about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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Get me something before it starts

February 4th, 2010 Vijay No comments

WatchingTV A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a cup of coffee before it starts.”

The wife sighs and gets him a cup of coffee.

Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me some snacks before it starts.”

She looks cross, but takes some snacks from refrigerator and slams it down next to him.

He finishes the snacks and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me something to eat, it’s going to start any minute.”

The wife is furious. She yells at him,

“Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Eat and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore . . .”

The man sighs and says, “It’s started.”

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What have we changed by inventing computers?

January 6th, 2010 Vijay 4 comments

What if the computers were never invented? We would still mean…

LOG ON

LogOn

Making a wood stove hot

LOG OFF

LogOffToo much wood on fire

MONITOR

Monitor

Keeping an eye on the wood stove

DOWNLOAD

Download

Getting the firewood off the truck

MEGA HERTZ

Megahertz

When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood

FLOPPY DISC

FloppyDisc

Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood

RAM

RAM

That thar thang what splits the farwood

HARD DRIVE

HardDrive

Getting home in the winter time

WINDOWS

Windows

What to shut when its cold outside

SCREEN

Screen

What to shut when its black fly season

BYTE

Byte

What flys do

CHIP

Chip

It is a bat of snack

MICRO CHIP

Micro-Chip

What’s in the bottom of the chips bag

MODEM

Modem

What you do you the lawns.

DOT MATRIX

DotMatrix

Ole Dan Matrix’s wife

LAP TOP

LapTop

Where the cat sleeps

KEYBOARD

Keyboard

Where you hang the truck keys

SOFTWARE

Software

Plastic forks and knifes

MOUSE

Mouse

What eats the grain in the shed.

MOUSE PAD

Mousepad

That’s hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

MAINFRAME

Mainframe

What holds the shed up

PORT

Port

Fancy flatlander wine

ENTER

Enter

Notherner talk fer “C’Mon in y’all”

CLICK

Click

What you hear when you click your gun

DOUBLE CLICK

Double-Click

When you click the double barrel

REBOOT

Reboot

What you have to do right before bedtime
when you have to go to the rest room

These are really interesting explantions for computer related terms.

Source : www.haukenfrers.net

Note: Few explanations could not be translated from Uzbek language.