Vijay For Victory

Some pictures to bring smile!

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a cup of coffee before it starts.”

The wife sighs and gets him a cup of coffee.

Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me some snacks before it starts.”

She looks cross, but takes some snacks from refrigerator and slams it down next to him.

He finishes the snacks and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me something to eat, it’s going to start any minute.”

The wife is furious. She yells at him,

“Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Eat and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore . . .”

The man sighs and says, “It’s started.”

An hilarious video of Steffi Graf being proposed by a boy while she is getting ready for the serve. The whole stadium erupts into laughter on hearing this.

Do watch out what Steffi replies to this boy.

Simply awesome reply… way to go Steffi.

A man was praying to god.
He said, “God?”
God responded, “Yes?”
And the Guy said, “Can I ask a question?”
“Go right ahead”, God said.
“God, what is a million years to you?”
God said, “A million years to me is only a second.”
The man wondered.
Then he asked, “God, what is a million dollars worth to you?”
God said, “A million dollars to me is a penny.”
So the man said, “God can I have a penny?”
And God cheerfully said,
“Sure! just a second.”