Vijay For VictoryWhat have we changed by inventing computers?
What if the computers were never invented? We would still mean…
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LOG ON
Making a wood stove hot |
LOG OFF
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| MONITOR
Keeping an eye on the wood stove |
DOWNLOAD
Getting the firewood off the truck |
| MEGA HERTZ
When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood |
FLOPPY DISC
Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood |
| RAM
That thar thang what splits the farwood |
HARD DRIVE
Getting home in the winter time |
| WINDOWS
What to shut when its cold outside |
SCREEN
What to shut when its black fly season |
| BYTE
What flys do |
CHIP
It is a bat of snack |
| MICRO CHIP
What’s in the bottom of the chips bag |
MODEM
What you do you the lawns. |
| DOT MATRIX
Ole Dan Matrix’s wife |
LAP TOP
Where the cat sleeps |
| KEYBOARD
Where you hang the truck keys |
SOFTWARE
Plastic forks and knifes |
| MOUSE
What eats the grain in the shed. |
MOUSE PAD
That’s hippie talk fer where the mouse lives |
| MAINFRAME
What holds the shed up |
PORT
Fancy flatlander wine |
| ENTER
Notherner talk fer “C’Mon in y’all” |
CLICK
What you hear when you click your gun |
| DOUBLE CLICK
When you click the double barrel |
REBOOT
What you have to do right before bedtime |
These are really interesting explantions for computer related terms.
Source : www.haukenfrers.net
Note: Few explanations could not be translated from Uzbek language.
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