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Roll over the dice 
Are you normal or abnormal
Friday, October 24th, 2008Visiting the psychiatric ward, a man asked how doctors decide to institutionalize a patient.
The director said, “Well, we fill a bathtub, then offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask him to empty the tub”.
Visitor replied “I got it, a normal person would use the bucket because it’s the biggest”.
“No”, [...]
Good husband
Wednesday, October 8th, 2008Three scary answers
Saturday, September 27th, 2008 1. Whatever
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don’t want, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm….. I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good, later I got diarrhea
Men: Then what you [...]
Telephone Bill
Monday, September 1st, 2008The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called the family meeting.
On a Saturday morning, after breakfast.
Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone [...]
Java Interview By Sardar
Thursday, August 21st, 2008Que: What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
Ans: Terms are different. Nothing more.
Que: What is JFC?
Ans: Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
Que: Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture?
Ans: Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres.
Que: I want to store more than 10 objects in a [...]
Origin of the Human Race
Wednesday, August 13th, 2008A little girl asked her mother: How did the human race appear? The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.
Two days later she asks her father the same question.The father answered: Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed.The confused [...]
Be Specific
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008A man was praying to god.
He said, “God?”
God responded, “Yes?”
And the Guy said, “Can I ask a question?”
“Go right ahead”, God said.
“God, what is a million years to you?”
God said, “A million years to me is only a second.”
The man wondered.
Then he asked, “God, what is a million dollars worth to you?”
God said, “A million [...]
