Vijay For Victory

Que: What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
Ans: Terms are different. Nothing more.

Que: What is JFC?
Ans: Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Que: Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture?
Ans: Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Que: I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
Ans: Send it through courier.

Que: Can I modify an object in CORBA?
Ans: As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Que: How to communicate 2 threads each other?
Ans: Non living things can’t communicate.

Que: What is meant by flickering?
Ans: Closing and opening of eyes at girls.

Que: Explain RMI Architecture?
Ans: I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Que: What is the use of Servlets?
Ans: In hotels, they can replace servers.

Que: What is the difference between Process and Threads?
Ans: Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Que: When is update method called?
Ans: Who is update method?

Que: What is JAR file?
Ans: File that can be kept inside a jar.

Que: What is JINI?
Ans: A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.

Que: How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
Ans: I will give invitation.

Que: How you can know about drivers and database information?
Ans: I will go and enQue:ire in the bus depot.

Que: What is serialization?
Ans: Arranging one after the other from left to right.

Que: What is bean? Where it can be used?
Ans: A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Que: Write down how will you create a binary Tree?
Ans: When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.

Que: What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object?
Ans: If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast.

A little girl asked her mother: How did the human race appear? The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.

Two days later she asks her father the same question.The father answered: Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed.The confused girl returns to her mother and says: Mom’, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says they were developed from monkeys.

The mother answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family while your father told you about his side.

A man was praying to god.
He said, “God?”
God responded, “Yes?”
And the Guy said, “Can I ask a question?”
“Go right ahead”, God said.
“God, what is a million years to you?”
God said, “A million years to me is only a second.”
The man wondered.
Then he asked, “God, what is a million dollars worth to you?”
God said, “A million dollars to me is a penny.”
So the man said, “God can I have a penny?”
And God cheerfully said,
“Sure! just a second.”