Vijay For Victory

Don’t wait for time; Make it.

Don’t wait for love; Feel it.

Don’t wait for money; Earn it.

Don’t wait for the path; Find it.

Don’t wait for opportunity; Create it.

Don’t go for less; Get the best.

Don’t compare; Be unique.

Don’t fight your misfortune; Transform it.

Don’t avoid failure; Use it.

Don’t dwell on mistake; Learn from it.

Don’t back down; Go around.

Don’t close your eyes; Open your mind.

Don’t run for life. Embrace it.

If a barber makes a mistake , it is a new style.
If a driver makes a mistake ,it is an accident.
If an engineer makes a mistake, it is a new attack.
If a parents make a mistake,it is a new generation.
If a politician makes a mistake,it is a new legal principle.
If a scientist makes a mistake.it is a new discovery.
If a tailor makes a mistake , it is a new fashion.
If a teacher makes a mistake, it is a new teory.
If a boss makes a mistake, it is our mistake.

Forgiving or punishing the terrorists is left to God;
But fixing their appointment with God is our responsibility – Army

Forgiving or punishing the Developer is left to Manager.
But fixing their appointment with Manager is our responsibility – Tester

Forgiving or punishing the Manager is left to Client.
But fixing their appointment with Client is our responsibility – Developer

HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other.

HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:
Two persons fighting through emails.

HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:
Receiving no emails for a week.

HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:
The email server being down.

HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love mail and doing a ‘Send All.’

HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:
A person sending email to a girl wanting to become
friends and getting a reply.

HEIGHT OF TIME PASS:
A person sending email to himself

HEIGHT OF EXPECTATION:
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to
win a match

HEIGHT OF REPETITION:
Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same
email forwarded back to you by some one in the
receiving chain.

HEIGHT OF BROWSING:
You are swimming in the water pond and shout “F1 F1 F1″ instead of shouting “HELP” when you are unable to swim.

***50th post***

1. If you understand, say “understand”. If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”

9. Mr. Inside went over to see Mr. Outside. Mr. Inside stood outside and called to Mr. Outside inside. Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from inside and Told Mr. Inside to come inside. Mr. Inside said “NO”, and told Mr. Outside to come outside. Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr. Outside coaxed Mr. Inside to come inside, and then both Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside went outside to the riverside.

10.She sells sea shells on the sea shore, but the sea shells that she sells, on the sea shoreare not the real ones.

11.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? “When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor’s the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor’s way”

13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We’ll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly “Oh what should we do” Said the flea” Let us fly Said the fly”Let us flee” So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

17. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See’s saw Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw, See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw. So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See’s saw sawed Soar’s.