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A guide to Men to make Women happy

September 21st, 2008 5 comments

This is a quick guide to Men to make Women happy.

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

It’s her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy(-2)

If it is girl Named Rita (-4)

If Rita is a dancer (-6)

If Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY
You forget her birthday (-50,000)

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it’s a sports bar (-2)

And its all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It’s a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)

You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too.” (-8,000)

ENJOY THE ‘BIG’ QUESTION
She asks, “Do I look fat?” (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, “Where?” (-35)

Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10,000)

Now what chance do you have???

Break the Google Logo

September 10th, 2008 No comments
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Can you break the Google Logo? Answer is YES, you can break Google Logo.

Do the following to break the Google Logo.

Search for any string in www.google.com. and append &num=100&start=990 in the URL

For example, if you search for “funny stories”, your search result URL will be

http://www.google.com/search?q=funny+stories

Modify this URL as

http://www.google.com/search?q=funny+stories&num=100&start=990

Now you will find the Google Magic.

You can also find Sorry, Google does not serve more than 1000 results for any query. (You asked for results starting from 990.)

This answered me for my question raised sometime back. Weird Behaviour of Google

The answer is that Google does not show more than 1000 results.

Thanks for seomoz.org for revealing this cool fact.

VijayForVictory on UK Times magazine

September 3rd, 2008 2 comments
vijayforvictory on UK Times magazine

Read the above article. Amazing! Isn’t?

This is just for fun.

The above article is generated from Newspaper Clipper. A cool website provides an easy way to generate a newspaper clipping on whatever you type.

You can send some nice articles, birthday wishes, nice forwards to your friends and relatives in this way. Everyone will like this newspaper clippings as it is different. This website also has some other generators like Ninja Text, Clapper Board, Wizard Text, Talking Squirrels and more.

Have fun!!!

Protect your valuables

September 2nd, 2008 4 comments

An easy way to protect your valueables like Credid Card, Money, Keys etc…

Everyone takes necessary actions to protect their valueables especially when you are on some tour or pleasent trips.

Look at this picture here. Isn’t easy and good.

Innovative Product

Reef Stash Sandals

Make sure that you don't loose your sandals. :)

False Proof : 1 = -1

August 22nd, 2008 No comments

False Proof is one of the concepts in Mathematics. This is a quite interesting area. One of my Mathematics professor started his first class with the following question.

Can you prove 1 = -1?

We all said nope.

Then he went to the blackboard and wrote the following proof.

Version 1:

False Proof 1 = -1

Amazing. Isn’t? This is called False Proof.

There is one more way to prove 1 = -1.

Version 2 :

False Proof 1 = -1

Now let us see, how is this possible?

Let us take the first proof (False Proof)

The ruleĀ  isrootxy generally valid only if at least one of the two numbers x or y is positive, which is not the case here. Alternatively, one can view the square root as a 2-valued function over the complex numbers; in this case both sides of the above equation evaluate to {1, -1}.

How about the second version? Is that true? The answer is false again. Below is the explanation.

The equation a bc = (a b )c, when b and/or c are fractions, is generally valid only when a is positive, which is not the case here, leading to an invalid proof.

Cool Firefox tip

August 20th, 2008 No comments

FoxkehThis one is a simple cool tip on Firefox.

If you want to view a .com site, then simply type the name and press Ctrl+Enter.

“Ctrl+Enter” will add www. as suffix and .com as prefix. Most of us know this. This works in Internet Explorer also.

What if you want to view a .org or .net websites?

Type the site name and press Ctrl+Shift+Enter for .org websites.

Type the site name and press Shift+Enter for .net websites.

Type the site name and press Ctrl+Enter for .com websites.

Enjoy browsing in Firefox.

Decorate your Yahoo mail

August 17th, 2008 No comments

Its always looks nice when we send some decorated mails to friends and relatives; especially on happy occastions, b’day wishes etc.

Recently I noticed that Yahoo Mail provides stationery for all yahoo users. (How did not I notice this feature?)

How to get this?

When you compose mail, you will find a button under the Subject field called “Stationery”.

Just click Stationery to get your mail stationeries. This is one of the featuer I always look for, from Yahoo Mail.

The below images will guide you to get this feature.

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There are 46 stationeries available under six different categories. In addition to that, there is a huge list of Solid Colors you can use in your mail.

Are you still using the classic Yahoo interface? Now it is the time to switch to the rich Yahoo Mail interface.